When
the outside temperature rises
And
the meaning is oh so clear
One
thousand and one yellow daffodils
Begin
to dance in front of you - oh dear
Are
they trying to tell you something
You're
missing that one final screw
You're
simply not in the pink my dear
To
be honest you haven't got a clue
I'm
going slightly mad
I'm
going slightly mad
It
finally happened - happened
It
finally happened - ooh oh
It
finally happened
I'm
slightly mad
Oh
dear
I'm
one card short of a full deck
I'm
not quite the shilling
One
wave short of a shipwreck
I'm
not my usual top billing
I'm
coming down with a fever
I'm
really out to sea
This
kettle is boiling over
I
think I'm a banana tree
Oh
dear
I'm
going slightly mad
I'm
going slightly mad
It
finally happened - happened
It
finally happened - uh huh
It
finally happened
I'm
slightly mad
Oh
dear
Ooh
ooh ah ah
Ooh
ooh ah ah
I'm
knitting with only one needle
Unravelling
fast it's true
I'm
driving only three wheels these days
But
my dear how about you
I'm
going slightly mad
I'm
going slightly mad
It
finally happened
It
finally happened - oh yes
It
finally happened
I'm
slightly mad
Just
very slightly mad
And
there you have it
