Hey
- let me welcome you ladies and gentlemen I
would like to say hello Are
you ready for some entertainment? Are
you ready for a show? Gonna
rock you gonna roll you Get
you dancing in the aisles Jazz
you razzmatazz you With
a little bit of style C'mon
let me entertain you let me entertain you Let
me entertain you let me entertain you
I've
come here to sell you my body I
can show you some good merchandise I'll
pull you and I'll pill you I'll
Cruela-de-ville you And
to thrill you I'll use any device
We'll
give you crazy performance We'll
give you grounds for divorce We'll
give you piece de resistance And
a tour de force of course
We
found the right location Got
a lot of pretty lights The
sound and amplification listen Hey
if you need a fix if you want a high Stickells
see to that With
Electra and EMI We'll
show you where it's at So
c'mon Let
me entertain you let me entertain you Let
me entertain you let me entertain you
Just
take a look at the menu We
give you rock a la carte We'll
breakfast at Tiffany's We'll
sing to you in Japanese We're
only here to entertain you
If
you want to see some action You
get nothing but the best The
S and M attraction We've
got the pleasure chest Chicago
down to New Orleans We
get you on the line If
you dig the New York scene We'll
have a son of a bitch of a time C'mon Let
me entertain let me entertain Let
me entertain you tonight
Hey
where's my backstage pass That
was great What
an outrageous costume Hey
that Brian May is outa sight man Not
many not many I've
always wanted to be a groupie
